are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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