I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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