so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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