I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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