I want to make a zoo with you.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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