epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
pray to the hookup gods
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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