so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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