super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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