can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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