you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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