I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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