hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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