I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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