at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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