'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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