A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
