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you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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