why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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