I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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