I feel like abortions should bother me more
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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