Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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