I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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