they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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