if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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