I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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