That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Houston, we have a squirter
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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