i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
