He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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