your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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