I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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