I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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