It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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