she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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