it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
