I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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