Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i came on her dog
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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