Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
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he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Randomize