But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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