I'll bet she douches with gravy.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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