We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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