honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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