What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My feet surprised me
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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