Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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