what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
honey bunches of taint.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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