I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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