I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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