she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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