haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Send help, water and tortillas.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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