I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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