you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
i need some magic done to my vagina
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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