why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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