how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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