a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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