Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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